No, I'm not becomming a fruitarian or joining a zoo. I was, however, offered a job today (for September, when I'm fully qualified). I'm going to be joining the banking & finance department of the law firm I currently work for. To me, this is amazing. Corporate banking & finance, rocks. I'm completely over the moon - to the extent that I purchased a bottle of Moet on the way home. Sometimes you have to celebrate, on your own, with a glass of decent bubbly. Anyway, I'm pleased. I knew I was being retained but until I got the final word today it wasn't set in stone.

So, what of the title? Well, it's how my appointment has been described by a few peope. There are probably fifteen or sixteen of us in the team. There was one woman. Now there are two. You see? Banana in a cage of monkeys.