I've spent the day in a very windy feild in West Kent. Yes, DofE related. An "extreme" sports event. I'm on my way out, but currently look like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards, and I'm knackered!

Anyway, we all know that mobile phone operators have been trying for ages to disguise mobile phone masts. This website even suggests they have been disguised as a crucifix. Heaven forbid. I'm utterly benmused by a so-called "disguised" phone mast on the side of the M20. For starters, I don't suppose anyone would really notice a mast if it just looked like a mast, since it would be sitting on the side of a motorway, on the edge of a wood. So what. You do however recognise this rather alien tree... There you are, driving along, conscious there are woodland areas either side. But wait, what is this giant brown pole. With "twigs". Oh, and a spike out of the top of the trunk. Honestly, I wish I could have pulled over and taken a picture of it. It's madness! Just call a spade a spade and leave the mast as it is. Or, preferably disguise it properly i.e. actually disguise the damn thing! I think the person who designed it must have been the same person who thought it would be a good idea to create wallpaper for wheelie bins. You've seen it... cover your wheelie bin in floral plastic wallpaper. Yes, that ill disguise it. Not.