The falls are off the agenda. Can't say I'm too disappointed - yes, they're a wonder of the world and worth seeing, but I'm worried they'll have been turned into a hideous tourist attraction fuelled by, well, precisely the likes of me.

Instead we've got incredibly exciting plans for the next three days, but I'm keeping them under wraps for now. All being well I'll provide an update tomorrow night from a special secret location...

But it means Niagara's going on the sacrificial block, as is Ottawa. I'll have to come back for those, the new plans are too good to miss.

In the mean time I'm off to see a performance of Spamalot in Toronto tonight, and from there to the airport tomorrow morning for the next adventure!