As I type, England have just scored a goal against Sweden. The commentator has just said, "who needs a right leg when you can do it with a left leg like that". Whatever. Anyway, apparently it is a "major goal of the tournament". Anyway, I've just got back to London from Kent. 45mins flat. No traffic. Nothing. It was wonderful to drive when everyone else was watching football! I sincerely recommend it!

In other news, Top Of The Pops is being axed after 42years on BBC. A sign of the times I suppose, but a whole generation of children will grow up without it! Travesty!