National Condom Week's nearly upon us, where we rip open the seal and allow sexual health to roll its wholesome, lubricated self oh-so-smoothly over ourselves.

Or something like that. But perhaps not with an Atomic Kitten in the room. Kitten Liz McClarnon's coming to see me on Wednesday to record an interview promoting sexual health - more specifically, the importance of women insisting men use a condom. To quote from the accompanying press release:

"In a nutshell, National Condom Week will aim to arm young women with snappy responses to the lines men often trot out when refusing to wear a condom. The campaign theme is 'he says, you say'."

Okay, so this is where you come in. Liz is going to have plenty of those 'snappy responses' up her sleeve, so I need to have some superb lines to 'trot out' in order to properly test her. You're a bloke, you don't want to use a condom, and Liz is your target. Think of the best line you can for that situation, then email me: ollie dot williams at gmail dot com.

If it's good enough, I'll be sure to use it in the interview, which I hope you'll be able to hear on Dayorama shortly afterwards.