There's trouble in Lincoln tonight as the presence of David Starkey has turned the JCR stark raving mad. Well, perhaps not. Dr. Starkey is speaking in College at 8.15pm, which is really rather a coup, considering half of Oxford don't know that we exist. Alas, it is Sunday of 3rd Week, so this clashes with the JCR meeting at 8pm. To show just how important we consider ourselves in the face of the man who was once the highest paid on television...we've moved the meeting. But then it clashes with second hall, which means that those of us who go to Chapel will go hungry. Surely there's a moral in there somewhere...