Just a quick apology to everyone who comes on this site looking for information and instead finds usually me, or occasionally OJ, talking absolute bollocks.

Looking through our website stats, already this month we're getting a lot of people coming by looking for info on the Lilt adverts (my fault), the Pringles adverts (my fault) and The Age Of Innocence (my fault). We've also had a couple of somewhat more bizarre requests. Stand up, please, the person who arrived here having typed 'childminder registered slough maidenhead burnham' into Google? And the person who got here by searching for 'ink drawings of j lo's name'? Google somehow decided that both of them would find what they needed in our August archive. Only one of the search terms that got people here is remotely relevant, and that is 'Oxbridge Comments', which accounted for two hits. You'll be wanting OxBlog, guys.

By the way, if you've come here searching for something that has got nothing to do with this site (and very little has anything to do with this site), you can still leave a comment, just so we know you came here. In fact if you got here completely at random, I'd love a little comment just to let us know what brought you here. And if you actually find what you are looking for here, I want a medal, let alone a comment.