Following on from Ollie's post (and I think you answered your own question. Certainly, I'm the only one who is having troubles deciding whether he is British or American. You, on the other hand, are a stubborn faux-northener, but certainly British. I'm still the only one born in the north, though.), more grammar questions - not least the overuse of brackets.

1) Is it a TV program or programme? Surely it would make sense to follow the French and use program, say, when Andrew Marr is on, and programme when it is Moira Stewart. Heck, whatever happened to Moira Stewart anyway?

2) Does one use 'a' or 'an' in front of an H? An example is in the third comment here.

Oh dear. We appear to have turned into a website of grammatical self loathing. Are we the Adrian Mole of net?